Harry Allen Golf Club - Bulawayo - Zimbabwe

See now, that's the mistake you make, letting a hardened Rhodesian like myself onto these hallowed boards. You get to see the classy side of a former colonial outpost. There's a warm hearted (drunken) bonhomie at the Harry Allen you can't get anywhere else. It's a shithole but it's our shithole and we love it. Chicks who visit the long bar better know their place or juslike they're going to get a fat slap. This sign indicates the level of artful wit you can expect and if you don't think you can handle it, vat jou katunda en trek eksee.

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(OK, so I'm a bit short on fascinating street imagery, I'm working on it, promise)